unauthorised autobiography of matthew simpson

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Mission Hill Family Estate, originally uploaded by mattsimpson.name.

Mission Hill Estate is a pretty sweet place. That covered area is the dining area of their restaurant, and the hill is actually a grass amphitheatre.

Shell, originally uploaded by mattsimpson.name.

This is from last year, actually.

I’m not bored at all.

Pin-up; Polaroid Impulse, originally uploaded by mattsimpson.name.

This evening I spent a few hours photographing a model in various states of undress and all I could think about was seeing my baby again.

And I think that's awesome.

The Nations of the World:

( Five More!! )

• I got into PhotoSho Magazine issue 2 with this photo. Look for it on news stands soon.
• I re-started Stretched.ca, and will be posting a photo a day (weather permitting) for as long as I can.
• Living in a basement is an interesting new experience.
• I hate raccoons.

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JPG: No Hands, originally uploaded by mattsimpson.name.

One of my all time favourite movies in the whole wide wonderful world is the 1980 comedy classic Airplane!

What you probably don’t know (or maybe you do, I dunno) is that Airplane! is actually a line for line remake of a 1957 disaster movie called Zero Hour!, except with most of the scenes played for gags instead of drama.

Here is a comparison of some of the scenes for your enjoyment.

In other, barely related news, Blades of Glory is nowhere near as funny as everyone told you it was.